"Livelihood" Teaser/Preview

Preview scenes from 37.5 Productions' long-awaited feature-length film about an 80's rock star, a corporate lackey, and an evil mother in-law who all die and then come back to life, only to find that getting their lives back on track is no easy task.

Citizen Rahne

Presenting material from the touring show "Blonde on a Bum Trip" and her work-in-progress movie musical about Frederich Nietzsche.

Film Series: "The Buffet Table"

The Bagel
A man has lost his love, and all he has left of her is a bagel.

Gumdrops
A kaleidoscope of moving candy set to music.

Fat Kids Going to the Dentist
An animated video of a DMFS song.

Kinetic Sandwich
Sandwich making from a whole new perspective.

Introduction to the Interstellar Code
A man explains the secrets of the universe as discovered in a 3-D chip

100 Degrees
Clear passion fruit Kool Aid spews from garden hoses?

Back Door Boys
Documents the "Dirty South" tour of a Backstreet Boys knock-off drag king troupe.

Toilet
An animated appreciation for what we all have in common.

Film Series: "Moving at the Speed of...."

Artist's Statement
What is the best cure for the filmmaker who takes himself too seriously? Death. Oh, and dance, dance, dance!

Hana
Sharpie Marker put to Super-8, put to music by Asa-Chang and Junray.

Chopin's Bicycle
Each pitch in Chopin's Mazurka Op. 17 is linked to a video clip of a working bicycle part.

Drive
A cruise around Baltimore set to Fugazi's "Sweet and Low"

"Skarr Akbar - The Understanding"

This documentary by Mark Stansberry about rapper Skarr Akbar explores the trials and tribulations of making it big in the Baltimore music scene.

Brian Adam Ant

Low-fi acoustic music from a Columbia, MD Singer/Songwriter

Film Series: "Love and Hate"

A Message From CCAQZ
Every year countless teens are "consumed" by queer zombies, and even more become convinced that queer zombies "just want to party".  A film recently dug out of the CCAQZ archives attempts to debunk these myths and place the blame where it really belongs.  Wilford Brimley makes a guest appearance.

Bush Beatin'
A reductionist political rant.  A pastiche of appropriated images including vintage erotica (bush) and manipulated cut and paste animated images of Mr. Pres (Bush), all to the melody of a quirky mini-song also produced by Anchor.

The Beginning and the End
A girl leaves a boy in a short parody of three act structure.  The ending will shock you!

Lost and Found
A Starbucks employee goes out of his way to demonstrate that the customer is not always right.

Qiana's Revenge
A young filmmaker enters into a 48 hour film competition and runs into problems with his love interest/co-star.  She refuses to act.  He is forced to hire a team of mercenaries to kidnap her and retrieve the mystery prop needed in the production.

Roommate Wanted
An Elvis fan needs to find a new roommate in a hurry, but the only people who answer his ad are complete nutcases.

Monkey Love
The Baltimore premiere of the newest film from Tepid Fish Productions.  A woman's love for her monkey gets a little out of hand, and the monkey is forced to take matters into his own hands.

The Degenerettes

The Degenerettes are Baltimore's newest underground garage punk revival sensation! These four gals began rocking the basements and bowling alleys of Baltimore this summer with raw primitive r&r. They packed the house for their society debut at the True Vine!

Film Series: "The Science of _ology"

Fire Paper
A man has a tough time separating himself from his work.  A friend drops by and he finds it liberating.

Sadness and Science
Science is bringing you and opportunity to escape the gloom and doom of everyday life.  But not everyone is on board... and those people - as you will see - are total assholes.

Observations....
Observations regarding the once sad and now reasonably content existence of Roman Taymor, two days prior to and two days after the atomic holocaust/alien invasion that devastated the planet Earth.

Tomorrow
One never knows what tomorrow may bring, but if you're anything like our hero, it's just as empty-handed and myopic as you are.

Hair Dryer Chairs
A montage of two hair dryer chairs, and the people who sit in them.

Robot-Ussin
A young man becomes delusional after drinking a bottle of Tussin.  Now he must deal with a persistent robot whose only wish is to give him a can of chunk ham.

Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad

A singing, dancing, romancing thugbilly band.  Lo-fi rockabilly with pop hooks catchier than The Beatles.

DJ Mr. Sparkles and DJ Elite

Dance the night away with these two Harford County DJs, proud owners of a record collection bigger than that of most radio stations.